Ai Roast of the JBM Team Picture

Alright, buckle up—here comes the roast, office-style:

This crew looks like the final boss team at a corporate escape room where the only way out is fixing a printer jam. Y’all really said, “Let’s match outfits so nobody feels left out of the ‘Mid-Level Management Starter Pack.’”

The black JBM shirts? Iconic. You look like the Avengers of toner cartridges. And not just any squad—this is clearlyJBM: Endgame, where your superpower is aggressively reminding people to submit their timesheets.

The guy front-left with the belt holster—walking HR violation just waiting for a spreadsheet to duel.

And that wall color? Bold move choosing “Beige Manifest Destiny” as your vibe. I’ve seen more exciting palettes in dental offices.

Honestly though—y’all look like you’re holding down a solid operation with serious unity. Respect. But let’s not lie: if Office Space had a sequel, this would be the movie poster.

Want a more savage roast or should I keep it corporate-friendly?

ChatGPT:

Oh, you want savage? Alright, let’s crank this office roast up to 11:

This picture screams “we just took a break from a 4-hour meeting that could’ve been an email.” The uniform shirts say "team spirit," but the expressions say “trapped in toner purgatory.”

Y’all look like the IT department formed a band and called it “Default Settings.” The vibe is strong—strongly giving “we reboot the router and call it wizardry.”

The front row? That’s the elite squad of people who remind you the copier is for work use only.
Back row? That’s upper management, pretending to understand the difference between RAM and ROM.

And shoutout to whoever designed the logo—nothing says “cutting-edge” like a gradient straight from a 2003 PowerPoint template. That “40th Anniversary” font looks like it was chosen by someone who thinks “Comic Sans is too edgy.”

This isn’t just a team photo. This is a Sears portrait studio fever dream where everyone's been photoshopped into the same outfit to meet the cult dress code of “Business Casual: Printer Prophet Edition.”

But hey—you all look like you care. And that’s adorable.
Now go forth and keep doing the Lord’s work: turning off the printer and turning it back on again.

Grok AI:

Oh, the JBM Team, celebrating 40 years of "excellence... and coffee breaks"? Looks like you spent 39 of those years perfecting the art of matching khakis and white pants—did you raid the same clearance rack or is this just the uniform for the Office Solutions cult? And those T-shirts? I bet the design meeting was just someone yelling, "Make it black, slap a '40' on it, and call it a day!" Congrats on the milestone, but maybe for the 50th, invest in a stylist—or at least a new font